CEREBROSPINALECTOMY68 Relatable jokes
FULL ARCHIVE →▶ REEL
Optometrist: "Any medical history I should know about?
r20260912-3 · RelatableOptometrist: "Any medical history I should know about?
▶ REEL
Resident: "Rock, paper, scissors for who calls neuro.
r20260912-1 · RelatableResident: "Rock, paper, scissors for who calls neuro.
b20260904-1 · The General Neurologist▶ REEL
Is there a doctor on board?
r20260912-4 · RelatableIs there a doctor on board?
b20260825-6 · The General Neurologist▶ REEL
ER: "Neuro exam is completely normal.
r20260921s-3 · The LocalizerER: "Neuro exam is completely normal.
b20260905-6 · The Localizer▶ REEL
Places I have slept in this hospital, ranked.
r20261002s-1 · The EpileptologistPlaces I have slept in this hospital, ranked.
b20260927-12 · The Epileptologist▶ REEL
Me: "Your note says the neurological exam was grossly intact
r20261002s-2 · The LocalizerMe: "Your note says the neurological exam was grossly intact
b20260920-1 · The Localizer▶ REEL
A party. Someone I have just met.
r20261002s-3 · The General NeurologistA party. Someone I have just met.
b20260920-3 · The General Neurologist▶ REEL
Front desk: "You have an add-on at eleven.
r20261002s-4 · The General NeurologistFront desk: "You have an add-on at eleven.
b20260920-9 · The General Neurologist▶ REEL
Clinic, Monday after the time change.
r20261009s-1 · The EpileptologistClinic, Monday after the time change.
b20260917-2 · The Epileptologist▶ REEL
Fellowship interview. I am the interviewer now.
r20261009s-2 · The LocalizerFellowship interview. I am the interviewer now.
b20260917-8 · The Localizer▶ REEL
September intern: "I got it.
r20261009s-4 · The LocalizerSeptember intern: "I got it.
b20260915-6 · The Localizer▶ REEL
Recruiter, 6:04 a.m.: "Are you open to new opportunities?
r20261009s-5 · The Stroke NeurologistRecruiter, 6:04 a.m.: "Are you open to new opportunities?
b20260913-3 · The Stroke Neurologist▶ REEL
Consult request. Reason for consult, verbatim: "Neuro.
r20261002s-9 · The LocalizerConsult request. Reason for consult, verbatim: "Neuro.
b20260909-10 · The Localizer▶ REEL
Intern: "Everyone on rounds knows more than me.
r20260921s-4 · The LocalizerIntern: "Everyone on rounds knows more than me.
b20260903-1 · The Localizer▶ REEL
Sign-out, translated:
r20260921s-5 · The Stroke NeurologistSign-out, translated:
b20260903-4 · The Stroke Neurologist▶ REEL
Self-checkout: "Unexpected item in the bagging area.
r20260922s-1 · The LocalizerSelf-checkout: "Unexpected item in the bagging area.
b20260831-1 · The Localizer▶ REEL
Friend: "Stop staring at my mother.
r20260922s-2 · The LocalizerFriend: "Stop staring at my mother.
b20260830-4 · The Localizer▶ REEL
Driver: "What kind of doctor?
r20260922s-3 · The LocalizerDriver: "What kind of doctor?
b20260830-7 · The Localizer▶ REEL
Answering service, 2:14 a.m.
r20260923s-1 · The General NeurologistAnswering service, 2:14 a.m.
b20260829-1 · The General Neurologist▶ REEL
College roommate, at a cookout: "Weird thing. A grey shade c
r20260922s-4 · The Stroke NeurologistCollege roommate, at a cookout: "Weird thing. A grey shade c
b20260830-8 · The Stroke Neurologist
b20260714b-4 · The Stroke Neurologist▶ REEL
Someone yelled 'CODE!' in the grocery store. I'd cleared a p
r20260831s-2 · The Stroke NeurologistSomeone yelled 'CODE!' in the grocery store. I'd cleared a p
b20260823-1 · The General Neurologist▶ REEL
Student: "What are you looking at?
r20260912s-3 · The LocalizerStudent: "What are you looking at?
b20260911-7 · The Localizer▶ REEL
I own four pens.
r20260912s-2 · The LocalizerI own four pens.
b20260911-4 · The Localizer
b20260809r-2 · The General Neurologist▶ REEL
'Altered from baseline.' Doctor — it's 3am. Nobody on this u
r20260912-6 · Relatable'Altered from baseline.' Doctor — it's 3am. Nobody on this u
b20260906-8 · The Localizer▶ REEL
My hand fell asleep on the couch and I spent four honest min
r20260912-7 · RelatableMy hand fell asleep on the couch and I spent four honest min
b20260827-2 · The General Neurologist▶ REEL
Front desk: "Just one quick add-on.
r20260912-8 · RelatableFront desk: "Just one quick add-on.
b20260824-1 · The General Neurologist▶ REEL
The worst sound in this hospital is not the code alarm.
r20260912-9 · RelatableThe worst sound in this hospital is not the code alarm.
b20260823-4 · The Localizer▶ REEL
ER: "Neuro, quick one.
r20260912-12 · RelatableER: "Neuro, quick one.
▶ REEL
Daughter: "His watch gave him a sleep score of 41.
r20260912-13 · RelatableDaughter: "His watch gave him a sleep score of 41.
b20260911-5 · The General Neurologist▶ REEL
Friend: "I do the brain games every morning. Keeps me sharp.
r20260912-14 · RelatableFriend: "I do the brain games every morning. Keeps me sharp.
b20260822-11 · The Localizer
b20260809r-1 · The General Neurologist
b20260822-9 · The Stroke Neurologist
b20260828-2 · The Localizer
b20260830-5 · The Stroke Neurologist
b20260813-24 · The Localizer
b20260810-6 · The Sports Neurologist
b20260726-4 · The Neurosurgeon
b20260714b-17 · The General Neurologist