CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
Ortho: "pt confused." Surgery: "pt confused." Psych: "pt confused." I am not a neurologist. I am the confusion department. Send this to the consultant who has typed those exact two words this week.
ACCURACY CHECK
No medical claim — observational humor about altered mental status being reflexively referred to neurology regardless of cause.
No clinical claim. Punches at referring specialties and at ourselves.
PERMANENT LINK
https://cerebrospinalectomy.com/jokes/ortho-pt-confused/
https://cerebrospinalectomy.com/jokes/ortho-pt-confused/
Reprint anywhere, non-commercially, with attribution to cerebrospinalectomy.com. We punch at specialties, the system, and ourselves — never at patients.