Terms

Effective September 15, 2026. Short, because you have patients to see.

This is comedy

Cerebrospinalectomy is a satire and comedy publication. Nothing on this site, in the newsletter, or on the brand's social accounts is medical advice, a diagnosis, or a treatment recommendation, and none of it creates a doctor–patient relationship. Every joke is checked for accuracy, but a joke is still a joke. If you have a medical concern, see a clinician who will actually treat it — we localize; we do not treat.

Reuse

You may reprint individual jokes and cards anywhere, for non-commercial purposes, with attribution to cerebrospinalectomy.com. Commercial use, bulk reproduction, and use of the characters or the crowned-brain mark need written permission — email cerebrospinalectomy@gmail.com.

What we don't promise

The site is provided as is. We make no warranty that it will be available, error-free, or funny to you personally. To the extent permitted by law, Cerebrospinalectomy is not liable for anything that happens because you read a joke here.

Sponsors and links

Sponsored placements are labelled. Links to other sites are provided for convenience; we do not control them and do not endorse what is on them.

Copyright complaints

If you believe something here infringes your copyright, email cerebrospinalectomy@gmail.com with the URL, a description of the work, and your contact details, and it will be reviewed promptly.

Changes

These terms may change; the effective date at the top changes with them. Continued use after a change means you accept the new terms.

Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of New York, United States.

Contact

Cerebrospinalectomy · cerebrospinalectomy@gmail.com