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Chili isn't hot. It picks the lock on your heat-and-pain receptor, TRPV1, and your brain files a burn report for a fire that isn't there.
Chili isn't hot. It picks the lock on your heat-and-pain receptor, TRPV1, and your brain files a burn report for a fire that isn't there. You're being catfished by a pepper. Send this to the person who swears they 'love the pain.'
EXPLAINED (ACCURACY-CHECKED)

Capsaicin activates the TRPV1 receptor (which also responds to noxious heat >~43°C), producing a burning sensation without any actual temperature change.

Established sensory physiology (capsaicin–TRPV1).
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