CEREBROSPINALECTOMY

9 The General Neurologist jokes

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Records: "We cannot accept the outside MRI electronically.b20260907-15 · The General NeurologistMe: "The AI note says the patient denied recent travel.b20260822-2 · The General NeurologistCredentialing: "We need your medical school diploma.b20260827-12 · The General NeurologistSurvey: "This is completely anonymous.b20260827-16 · The General NeurologistStudent: "Why does the nerve to the voice box dive down into the chest and loop back up?b20260826-20 · The General NeurologistThe weakness starts in the toes and climbs — legs, then trunk, then hands. Guillain-Barré is the one disease polite enough to announce which floor it's on.b20260806-1 · The General NeurologistNurse: “he's a fall risk, I put the yellow socks on.” Me: “the whole floor is a fall risk — it's a sea of yellow socks.” The intervention is a color. Gravity remains undefeated.b20260810-12 · The General Neurologist“Walk heel-to-toe like a sobriety test.” It IS the sobriety test — same midline cerebellum the beer was insulting. That roadside cop was running a neuro exam and had no idea.b20260808-12 · The General NeurologistBroken Q-tip...b20260714b-17 · The General Neurologist
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