CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
Grocery clerk: "Long day?" Me: "How could you tell?" Clerk: "You are buying a rotisserie chicken and nothing else." Me: "That is the most accurate assessment anyone has made about me today." The rotisserie chicken. A cashier ran a better history in four seconds than anyone did on rounds. Send this to the person you shop like this with.
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