CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
3:50 a.m. Nurse: "Sorry — one more." Me: "It is fine." Nurse: "You have said that four times tonight." Me: "It gets more true each time." 3:50 a.m. and the fourth 'it is fine' is the only honest one. Send this to the night nurse who keeps apologizing to you.
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No clinical claim. Overnight call-room exchange; no patient detail, no diagnosis.
No medical claim; no patient content.
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