CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
'Altered from baseline.' Doctor — it's 3am. Nobody on this unit has a baseline. Not the patient, not the intern, not me, not the vending machine that's been beeping since Tuesday. We're all altered now. send this to your co-resident on nights
EXPLAINED (ACCURACY-CHECKED)
Experiential clinician-life gag; no factual medical claim to verify.
Experiential/relatable clinician-life humor; no medical claim, no patient-directed content.
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