CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
Front desk: "You have an add-on at eleven." Me: "I have a patient at eleven." Front desk: "You have two patients at eleven." Me: "How is that eleven?" Front desk: "It's a double." Me: "A double is a drink." Two people are going to be told today that they have all of my attention. Neither statement will be true, and I am going to make both of them. send this to whoever books your clinic
EXPLAINED (ACCURACY-CHECKED)
Non-clinical observation about outpatient scheduling. The target is the booking system, not the patients, both of whom the card treats as owed something.
Non-clinical scheduling observation. Both patients are treated as owed something; the target is the booking system. Rests on established neuroanatomy / standard clinical practice; no literature lookup required.
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