CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
“Walk heel-to-toe like a sobriety test.” It IS the sobriety test — same midline cerebellum the beer was insulting. That roadside cop was running a neuro exam and had no idea.
send this to the friend who 'aced' their sobriety test
EXPLAINED (ACCURACY-CHECKED)
Tandem (heel-to-toe) gait tests midline cerebellar (vermis) function; roadside field-sobriety tests probe the same circuitry.
Established neurology (tandem gait, cerebellar vermis, midline function).
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