CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
Survey: "This is completely anonymous."
Survey: "Department?"
Survey: "Role?"
Survey: "Years in practice?"
Me: "There are two of us."
The anonymous wellness survey would like three identifying details, purely for context.
Send this to your department before they fill it out.
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No clinical claim. Describes the common design flaw of workplace 'anonymous' surveys that collect enough demographic fields to identify small departments.
No medical claim; describes a real and widely documented survey-design problem.
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