CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
A neurologist wearing a stethoscope is wearing jewelry. I brought a reflex hammer, a tuning fork, and a safety pin. The stethoscope is here for the photo.
send to the neurologist who never uses their stethoscope
EXPLAINED (ACCURACY-CHECKED)
No strong clinical claim — a neurologist’s exam leans on the reflex hammer, tuning fork, and pinprick more than auscultation; in-group specialty humor.
Consistent with clinical practice (neuro exam tools). Textbook fallback.
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