CEREBROSPINALECTOMYSomeone yelled 'CODE!' in the grocery store. I'd cleared a path to aisle 7 before I realized it was a coupon. What's your version? Tag the colleague whose stroke reflex has ruined a grocery run.
EXPLAINED (ACCURACY-CHECKED)
Stroke-team conditioning (rapid response to 'code') is behavioral; no medical claim beyond the reflex bit.
trivial behavioral/identity bit; no clinical claim
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