CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
"Is there a doctor on board?"
Me, standing up: "I'm a neurologist."
Flight attendant, still scanning the cabin: "...anyone else?"
Send this to the specialist who'd be exactly as useless at 35,000 feet.
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No medical claim — self-deprecating joke about neurology's limited usefulness in an acute in-flight emergency. Punches at ourselves.
No clinical claim. Self-deprecating; no patient is involved or referenced.
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