CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
School nurse: "The seizure action plan needs a wet signature and a fax number."
Me: "A fax number."
Nurse: "For the safety of the children."
Me: "The children have phones. The plan does not."
Back-to-school paperwork. Every August, a document designed to keep a kid safe in a classroom gets routed through a technology that peaked during the first Bush administration.
Send this to whoever owns the fax machine.
ACCURACY CHECK
No clinical claim - satire of school health documentation workflow. A written seizure action plan is a real, standard school document; the card makes no claim about its content.
No clinical assertion. School seizure action plans are standard practice; the card satirizes the transmission method only.
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