NEURO CONSULT — r20260912s-2SERIES: OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDSTHE LOCALIZER
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I own four pens. All four came from drug companies. Two of those drugs have been withdrawn. One of the companies no longer exists. The pen works perfectly. Send this to whoever is holding an extinct pen right now.

EXPLAINED (ACCURACY-CHECKED)

Promotional stationery from pharmaceutical companies routinely outlasts both the marketed product and, in some cases, the company itself.

Trivial observational claim; no clinical content.
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