CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
Night float, day four. I have started answering the phone with "this is neurology" before I know whether it rang. Twice it had not. send this to whoever is covering nights
ACCURACY CHECK
No clinical claim; a description of conditioned response and phantom-ring phenomena during sustained on-call work.
No clinical claim; conditioned response / phantom ring during sustained call. Dark_insider lane — reviewed in full: the target is the doctor's own state, never a patient.
PERMANENT LINK
https://cerebrospinalectomy.com/jokes/night-float-day-four/
https://cerebrospinalectomy.com/jokes/night-float-day-four/
Reprint anywhere, non-commercially, with attribution to cerebrospinalectomy.com. We punch at specialties, the system, and ourselves — never at patients.