CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
Compliance email: your annual modules are due Friday. There are nine. One is a video about not propping fire doors open. One is about how to recognise burnout. I watched that one at 11:40 p.m. Save this for the next time a module asks about your work-life balance.
EXPLAINED (ACCURACY-CHECKED)
Mandatory annual compliance and training modules are a recognised component of administrative burden; the scheduling of wellbeing training into unpaid after-hours time is a widely reported irony.
Observational and accurate; administrative-burden literature supports the framing, nothing clinical is claimed.
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