CEREBROSPINALECTOMY
Admin: "We'd like you to be the physician champion." Me: "Of what?" Admin: "Throughput." Me: "Is there money?" Admin: "There's a title." Me: "Is there time?" Admin: "There's a title." I have been champion of four things. I have never once been given an hour. send this to whoever else is a champion of something
EXPLAINED (ACCURACY-CHECKED)
Non-clinical. Unfunded clinical-leadership roles added to an existing full clinical workload are a recognised source of administrative burden on physicians.
Non-clinical. Unfunded physician-leadership roles layered onto full clinical work are a recognised administrative burden. No patient appears. Rests on established neuroanatomy / standard clinical practice; no literature lookup required.
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