CEREBROSPINALECTOMY3:40 a.m. Consult reason, in full: "Neuro eval." Me: "Eval for what?" Pager: "Neuro." Which one have you actually said out loud? Send this to whoever writes 'neuro eval'.
EXPLAINED (ACCURACY-CHECKED)
A specific clinical question improves the relevance and efficiency of specialty consultation; non-specific consult requests require the consultant to reconstruct the clinical question independently.
Established neuroanatomy / standard clinical teaching; PubMed and Consensus were not reachable in this unattended run, so no PMID is asserted.
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